antst00fs: I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
abstractbody: my only OTP has been this pair of geese that live on a farm by my house the wild one wont even leave in the winter when all its other goose buddies flock off b/cuz the domestic goose can’t fly its been almost 3 years and they’re still goin strong
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
thedeepestcircleofhell: “Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.” “You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet. “Oi nah fuck off mate” replies...
I look through my dashboard and I see pancakes and...
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– (via melodiexo)
spacegiants: mensrightsactivist: (reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.